Parkour Fashion Ninjas

Okay. The other day in Target: the entity known as me was located close to the televisions. I was looking in that general direction, when a commercial came on. Now... I am being completely serious. Absolutely and entirely serious. Okay. It was about Parkour fashion ninjas. I'm not joking. I am absolutely and entirely serious. Good God I hate corporate America. Any hooty and the blowfish; a group of people we're running around an urban environment, flipping over people's shoulders and suddenly, with (magic), changing their "boring" outfits into something preppy and fashionable. What on earth has this world come to?