Disney: Epcot

Epcot. Is. Amazing? No. Fantastic? No. Indescribable? Yes. As well as a mine rich in comedy ore. I cracked so many jokes about the world showcase that I heard other people starting tell them. I also learned what fra diavolo means. If you want to know, there's this thing called google translate. Then we walked back and forth across the world. I don't see why going around the world in 80 days was such a challenge, I did it in less that an hour. But we didn't get to do Soarin', and I didn't do Test Track, but that's because the other two members of my party had never been on Test Track before, and the line for Soarin' was longer than (not so) Great Wall of Dishes.